• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

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A Thug’s Life

We’re going on a bit of a crime spree over the next two of three months, adding some models to the much under-represented Crime genre. We are starting off with a five set Gang of Thugs. These bad guys in suits include a Thug Bruiser and four other Thug leg breakers for the 7TV second edition rules. The Deal is £12 for all five or £3 each.


Salute 2016 releases now available!

Salute is done for another year! So we are pleased to be able to release the new packs of goodies formerly into the wild for all those who couldn’t attend the show.

As well as the 7TV second profile cards for Department X and Paranormal Exterminators, we also have seven new packs of miniatures to choose from: Animated Construct, CameramanClaws of SHIVA, Federated Security CommandFuture Freedom Fighters 6, Police Marksman and Sergeant and the resin Paranormal Exterminators vehicle.

Now time to sit down and have a nice cup of tea…


Department X Cards & Starter Casts available!

X marks the spot today as right on time we have had a delivery of Department X Profile Cards (and Paranormal Exterminator Profile Cards too!). As well as this we have launched a new 8 model Department X Starter Cast, which contains 35 ratings of 7TV 2nd edition models. Remember you only need either the Profile Cards or the Department X Programme Guide PDF to use these models in 7TV 2nd edition. These products are available now or you can buy or pre-order for collection at Salute.


DeptX & PX Profile Cards now in store!

Arriving 29th March! But you can pre-order them now and get them delivered, or collect at Salute (or add to an existing Salute collection). Each deck costs £5 and comprises 36 cards with everything you need to play the relevant cast in 7TV 2nd edition* Save yourself cutting up for PDFs and get spooky with the Paranormal Exterminators cards or save Britain with Department X ones.

*:Core rules cards may also be required

Salute 2016!

Salute 2016 is on Saturday April 16th, and we’ll be there! We’re bringing our games and miniatures to sell, plus flatpacking 4 referees and fully playable games so you can have a go. Right now you can check out and pre-order the Salute miniature releases so you can collect them on the day. Check out our full Salute evil plans on our Salute 2016 page. Do it. Do it now!

Starter Casts back in stock

We’ve had loads of requests for the Starter Casts as these 30 ratings sets are a handy intro for new players. So after a bit of jiggling, we’ve managed to get them permanently back in stock!


The eagle-eyed will notice that a new Tough Detective has joined the Police cast too. Keep an eye out for sets that align with the new Programme Guide casts too in coming months.

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A Game of Soldiers

To bolster your Military casts we have had our Army releases delivered, on the eve of Karl’s show appearance at Hammerhead. In store NOW are the Bazooka and Heavy Machine Gun Support Weapon Teams, Army Specialists (Corporal, Marksman and Explosives Expert) and the Army Dog Handler.

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Tune into Department X…

Here is the first of our core Programme Guides for 7TV 2nd edition – Department X!

Each programme guide allows you to make all-new casts, containing new and exclusive models and rules. Programme guides bring characters from television, and this one is the start of us exploring the most famous of the 7TV Studios shows and their various villainous protagonists. In each guide we’ll explore the production, fiction and gaming aspects of each cast.

This 32 page PDF guide details Department X – part spy agency, part scientific think tank and part elite military unit. Join Hugo Solomon, Pandora King and their eclectic team as they take on all manner of weird threats to Great Britain and beyond. This programme guide includes 35 profile cards you can use in a Department X cast.

We have made a Department X page or you can simply go to Gumroad to get the PDF.


Wargames Illustrated 7TV 2nd Edition Day

Stand by for action! Ever wanted to run you own Cult TV show? Or are you already the Producer and Director of a Cast of Heroic or Villianous Archetypes, either bent upon world domination or destined to save it? 

If the answer to either of these questions is a resounding “Affirmative!” then Wargames Illustrated invite you their 7TV day on Saturday 28th May 2016.  They are offering 24 players the opportunity to visit their HQ in Nottingham, UK and take part in a Campaign Day set within the eclectic world of the Crooked Dice Games Studio’s finest product, 7TV Second Edition.

Tickets will cost £30 and will cover all food and drink, including snacks and a hot lunch. Producer-Directors will need to provide certain items for use on the day, including their own 28mm miniatures taken from whatever range they fancy!

In company with all the WI Gaming Events so far, this is NOT a tournament. Instead, they offer the opportunity to meet up with a wide range of gamers in a central location and have the chance to share an aspect of the hobby. The Campaign Days are designed to be relaxed occasions where the social aspect of the hobby is paramount.

So, if you want to thwart devilish plots or threaten the world with that ‘laser’ in the garden shed,purchase a ticket TODAY!


Best of enemies DEAL

Best of Enemies now available… plus restocks

We’ve taken delivery of some restocks which, as promised, include the first release of the Dicestarter models. First off we have the Best of Enemies pack which has the two spy-fi classics from the 7TV boxed set.

Restocks include the classic Daughters of SHIVA. As ever these are in limited quantities. However don’t forget that regardless of the body chosen, the heads are always available in the Female Minions head sprue.

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