• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Do you need information?

A couple of new products in the webstore as we stock both the Infomat and Gloriette produced by Pigeon Guard Games – perfect to support this month’s retired spies release. These detailed MDF kits provide a great objectives for  your village based games.

We have also had a restock of the Figurebitz MDF terrain, although they are selling out as quickly as I can get them in!

Gloriette large Infomat

March 17 News

The Future is here. And the future is medium density fibre.

New month, new releases. Three more miniatures this month with a new dynamic Darius leading the charge. The Man from 2000 is available with a time-warping resin base (or without if you prefer) and is accompanied by a pack of two Retired Spies. These brolly-wielding agents are also perfect for Temps from the 7TV Project Time Lift setting.


Plus we are also stocking some new MDF Spy-Fi terrain produced by Figurebitz. Designed by the talented Gary Robertson, there are a variety of consoles and databanks to populate your villains base or hero HQ. Easy to assemble and a bargain to boot!


Darius large

Figurebitz Poster

Giant Ape

Monkeying around

We are nothing if not eclectic. This month we have three different releases. First off we have the Brittanian Job – two nefarious racing drivers from the pages of the upcoming 1967 Annual. Next we have a Giant Ape, standing a mighty 50mm tall and mounted a 40mm base, he can terrorise jungles and skyscrapers alike.

New Terrain range

And last but not least, we release the first in our new 28mm, 1/50 scale resin terrain line. We are delighted to be the proud new owners of the former Pardulon range sculpted by the talented Jens Beckmann. Over the coming months we will be releasing new sections of the catalogue, plus adding new pieces from other sculptors.

So the first release is some handy scatter with a sci-fi theme – crates and barrels to populate your cargo holds and docking bay from this side of the galaxy to the next. There are nine new pieces available – sculpted by Jens, Ernst Veingart and Andre Chiquette.


Moving On

Moving on

Co-founder of Crooked Dice Graeme Dawson has decided it’s time to move on. It’s an amicable split so Graeme is now free to work on his solo album and see other people. Karl will now have the top floor of Crooked Towers all to himself – so he may finally take down Graeme’s signed photo of Bob Holness.

But never fear, miniature and rules production will continue uninterrupted, with new lead releases and 7TV second edition rules coming thick and fast. You may notice one change to the catalogue, as the Future Freedom Fighters and Federated Security ranges will be finding a new home with Graeme as he sets up his own new venture. In the meantime you can still get them by contacting Graeme at: info@beastinthebroch.com

So we want to wish Graeme every happiness for the future and a massive thank you for shaping the company, rules and 7TV community over the last decade.



Annual event! Pre-order new 7TV:2 compendium

Get all new profiles, rules, episodes, gadgets and a campaign system in the 7TV2 1967 ANNUAL! This fabulous compendium to house all manner of superb new 7TV content.

The Annual is available as a PDF, so you can read it and print out all the cards for immediate use. We’re also printing it as a softback 64 page book, and printing the cards which will be available as a deck of 73 full-size cards and 16 half-size cards. The printed book and cards can be pre-ordered right now. If you preorder the book AND the cards, in our Mega Deal you save money and get the PDF right now for free!


If you take the combined PDF, book and cards deal you can also pick any or all of the following 3 miniature Add-On deals, for the additional costs indicated.

  • Daredevil Deal: 6x Daredevil Models, 1x Dare Pilot Head Sprue £10
  • St. Searle’s Deal: 1x Savage Schoolgirls 1 and 2 (8 models) £15
  • Crime Deal: 1x Gang of Thugs and 1x Criminal Firm (10 models) £20

For full details of the contents, deals and delivery dates – or simply pre-order just go the pre-order page.

Annual Mini Deals

Henchmen - Jan News

Happy New Year! PS Henchmen and Villains 3 out now!

Yes, it’s 2017 and no sign of the future yet. Meanwhile, back in the present, we have released two excellent Henchmen (one very big, one very small) and two new miscreants in our Villains 3 deal. In other news, we’ve now become a Limited Company. Which might stand for limited intelligence, we’ll let you know when we work it out.


Holding out for a hero

Four more heroes have been added to the ranks this month. Two kick-ass Angels of Justice join an Investigative Academic and a Dependable Deputy. This intrepid pair of consulting detectives are masters of disguise, so come with an alternative set of heads (pictured). All four are available for £15 or £4 each.

FFF Away Team

Get Away from it all

Some more new releases! We were worried that the future freedom fighters were going to catch their death out there in that flimsy, retro space gear. So now they are all wrapped up in cozy parkas, ready to land on unknown worlds without the worry of catching the sniffles. You can pick up a pack of all six models for £15.


To Protect and Serve

We have a torrent of releases this month with 16 new models, a resin vehicle and a new starter cast. And if that’s not enough two new decks of profile cards and a new starter deal for 7TV!

We are the law!

So the 16 models are the Lawmen. Four packs of four law enforcement officers (£10 each) that you can tailor with either City Cops, Sheriff or Security Guard heads. Loads of head and weapon options as well as a sweet deal of all 16 for £30. These heads are also available separately, as are the weapons (Pistol, Rifle, SMG) and police accessories from these packs on a couple of new sprues.

Let’s off-road!

Next up is a new resin Land Rover – a staple vehicle from many an action series and perfect for transporting your 7TV casts. Only £15.


It’s criminal

The mini releases are topped off with a new Crime starter cast – a collection of nefarious models at £15 – it’s a steal.

New profile cards and FFF programme guide

Two new packs of profile cards are no available: the long awaited SHIVA programme guide profile cards (36 cards for £5); and the double-sized Future Freedom Fighter profile and gadget cards (a whopping 92 cards for £12). You can also download the 36 page Future Freedom Fighters PDF (£6) that contains all the FFF cards as well as some new episodes.

And finally, get started

Want to play 7TV, but not sure which models to choose? Well we try and make it easier with a bargain price on two starter casts (just £5 each!) when you buy the boxed set in this starter deal. That’s £60 for the lot! Cry me a river!


Casting Call! 7TV2 Directors wanted!

We are looking for members of clubs to champion 7TV2. Play games, get people playing, have fun. Get FREE stuff from us in return! Let us know who you are, we’ll get back to you.