• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate


A Game of Soldiers

To bolster your Military casts we have had our Army releases delivered, on the eve of Karl’s show appearance at Hammerhead. In store NOW are the Bazooka and Heavy Machine Gun Support Weapon Teams, Army Specialists (Corporal, Marksman and Explosives Expert) and the Army Dog Handler.

Department X PG launch

Tune into Department X…

Here is the first of our core Programme Guides for 7TV 2nd edition – Department X!

Each programme guide allows you to make all-new casts, containing new and exclusive models and rules. Programme guides bring characters from television, and this one is the start of us exploring the most famous of the 7TV Studios shows and their various villainous protagonists. In each guide we’ll explore the production, fiction and gaming aspects of each cast.

This 32 page PDF guide details Department X – part spy agency, part scientific think tank and part elite military unit. Join Hugo Solomon, Pandora King and their eclectic team as they take on all manner of weird threats to Great Britain and beyond. This programme guide includes 35 profile cards you can use in a Department X cast.

We have made a Department X page or you can simply go to Gumroad to get the PDF.


Wargames Illustrated 7TV 2nd Edition Day

Stand by for action! Ever wanted to run you own Cult TV show? Or are you already the Producer and Director of a Cast of Heroic or Villianous Archetypes, either bent upon world domination or destined to save it? 

If the answer to either of these questions is a resounding “Affirmative!” then Wargames Illustrated invite you their 7TV day on Saturday 28th May 2016.  They are offering 24 players the opportunity to visit their HQ in Nottingham, UK and take part in a Campaign Day set within the eclectic world of the Crooked Dice Games Studio’s finest product, 7TV Second Edition.

Tickets will cost £30 and will cover all food and drink, including snacks and a hot lunch. Producer-Directors will need to provide certain items for use on the day, including their own 28mm miniatures taken from whatever range they fancy!

In company with all the WI Gaming Events so far, this is NOT a tournament. Instead, they offer the opportunity to meet up with a wide range of gamers in a central location and have the chance to share an aspect of the hobby. The Campaign Days are designed to be relaxed occasions where the social aspect of the hobby is paramount.

So, if you want to thwart devilish plots or threaten the world with that ‘laser’ in the garden shed,purchase a ticket TODAY!


Best of enemies DEAL

Best of Enemies now available… plus restocks

We’ve taken delivery of some restocks which, as promised, include the first release of the Dicestarter models. First off we have the Best of Enemies pack which has the two spy-fi classics from the 7TV boxed set.

Restocks include the classic Daughters of SHIVA. As ever these are in limited quantities. However don’t forget that regardless of the body chosen, the heads are always available in the Female Minions head sprue.

Daughters of SHIVA

Daughters of SHIVA

Heroes 2 - row

Saving the world one release at a time!

January releases have finally hit the shelves. We have four new heroes suitable for your 7TV stars or co-stars – with a Flamboyant Agent (with a free alternate head option), a jazzy Military Mind, Tough Detective (Shut it!) and a zany Unearthly Traveller. Grab a set and go save the world!


7TV second edition delivered. Let the posting begin!

The 7TV second edition boxed set has arrived! Thanks so much for supporting us. Deliveries incoming… it may take a week or so of hard slog to get through them all, but they are on their way!


May the Christmas be with you!

Have a really, really great Christmas you lot! Many thanks for being behind us in 2015, we’re sure after we have cleaned up the entrails 2016 will be just as great! Have a totally FREE 2nd edition 7TV Star Wars Programme Guide as we have felt your presents with the force and found them lacking. See you in 2016!

Graeme & Karl

7TV 2nd Edition Shipping Latest News

The box sets are done and are sitting in Poland waiting to go. For some reason they will not be leaving the country until 8th January. We will get them shortly after then, then get banged on posting them out to all you who ordered them.

Meanwhile we have the lead stock for all the Starter Casts already here (thanks to the casters for getting these done), Karl is already hard at work making these up, he’s been told no mince pies until he’s done. So… if you have pre-ordered JUST miniatures (no box sets) expect to hear the dull thud of lead through your letterbox shortly after Christmas.

Danger 5 Goon Deal

Danger 5 December releases available

Seasons greetings one and all! To fill your sacks, we bring you six new models from season one of Danger 5. The Third Reich loves endless amounts of stupid goons, and here are six to take the fight to those Danger 5 dolts. Three Human Goons are armed with Schneisser machine guns and aryan haircuts – ideal for guarding Hitler’s Golden Murder Palace. Plus straight from the lab, we have three Lizardmen of the Third Reich – two with SMG, and one with a tranquilliser gun.

Available in deals of 3, or as a deal of 6 Human and 6 Lizard soldiers.


Countdown! 7 Days! Set Designer PDF for £2!

Yes! We are into the last week of the 7tv 2nd edition Dicestarter! We have extended the deadline by one day, to the end of Monday 30th November, so there is no excuse to get the game, save £10 and avoid a grisly death at the hands of one of our assassins.

We also have the Dicestarter exclusive miniature pair the Best of Enemies available until then (on general release in 2016), as well as 6 great highly discounted starter cast deals, each with at least one new model not currently available elsewhere.

If you are still perched on the perilous edge of a decision, then all boxed games come with a discount code allowing you to get the excellent Kevin Dallimore designed Set Designer PDF (see the post image) for only £2 – saving £5.50 off the current price (and it used to be £10!). The perfect way to get as many spy-fi interiors as you like!