• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate


May Day! We’re coming to Kickstarter!

On 1st May, we’ll be launching our first Kickstarter campaign!

It will run for two weeks and aims to fund the production of over 20 miniatures and a new PDF Programme Guide and deck of profile cards for a folk horror cast – the Children of the Fields!

If the campaign is successful it will unlock even more miniatures including two large resin creatures. But we need your help, so help spread the word, and froth manically about Crooked Dice to anyone who will listen!

So stayed tuned to Facebook and the Kickstarter platform for more news… and meanwhile warn all your fiends that the Crow King is on the march…


Get your motor running…

All three Post-Apocalyptic Buggies are now available in the Crooked Dice webstore! There are three variants: rear engine, gun-bug and open front. Its a resin kit with pewter roll cage and random driver for £20 each.

Buggy 2
Buggy 1
Buggy 3

New releases and Salute pre-orders

New Releases

New in the webstore are Heroes 5, a Shark, three Creeper Hounds and three classic Aliens from TARV models.

We also have lots of new sci-fi inspired terrain – from executive desks and tables, a giant globe and a range of retro and signature chairs. And finally there are some new trade goods – perfect for fantasy and historical settings.

Heroes 5


TARV AliensShark


Salute 2018 Preorders

Salute is less than a month away – so I’ve added the annual dedicated page to the website.

This gives you all the info on where we are, the games we are running… and all the the new goodies you can pre-order! These are all available now, but for those who wish to pick these up at the show, just write COLLECT AT SALUTE in the notes fields when you check out. I will refund any shipping costs straight away.

Finally, if you simply prefer to collect and pay on the day – then no problem! Simply email me at mail@crooked-dice.co.uk with all the details of your order.


Weekend Sale – 15 per cent off store wide

As snow has scuppered two wargames shows this weekend, I’m running a 15 PER CENT OFF store wide from now until Sunday night – so you can still get your toys despite the lousy weather! Just enter the code snow (in lower case) when you check out to get your discount. Enjoy.

Send ROBIN Round…

Trading again this Sunday in Nottingham at ROBIN. I’ll have all the latest release, plus some sneaky advanced copies of the Satellite Dish, Humvee and Giant Globe. Plus previews of new releases and a 7TV participation game run by the lovely folks at Pit Gaming.

Drop us a line if you have any pre-orders to collect at the show.


First show of the year – Vapnartak, York – 4th February

The first show of the year is coming up – the mighty Vapnartak in York on Sunday 4th February. As ever all the new lead and terrain releases will be there. Just a reminder that smaller items like the heads and wee resin accessories are not on the racks, so if there’s anything specific you are after, please send me a note with a pre-order.


Fungoids 2

Fear the Fungoids!

An early delivery from the casters means that the Fungoids are free! Beware the leafy tendrils of these two packs of plant zombies unless you want to join their vegetable hordes! Fungoids 1 (4 models) and Fungoids 2 (five models) are available for £12 each.

We’ve also had delivery of lots of new resin terrain accessories too! Doors, generators, stowage – a scratchbuilders paradise.

7TV Dicestarter Update

Thanks to everyone for waiting patiently for their boxed sets. Everything is on track with all the printing completed by 20th January ready for shipping. I hope to be posting things out in the last week of January/first week of Feb at the latest.

All your minis have been picked and address labels printed, so should be able to post everything in two to three days max. Stay tuned…

Wasteland Warriors

Nothing goes to waste…

This month we have released a pack of Wasteland Warriors. These four hardy survivors wander the wastes and will be perfect for the upcoming 7TV:Apocalypse boxed set due later this year.

We also have four new resin accessory sets to decorate your evil HQs and shanty towns. Junction Boxes, Air Con Units, Big Air Con Unit and some Pipework.

Pipework example


Oats and Bones and Barley Mow

This month we have the first of some of the sinister inhabitants of the village of Winterly also known as the Children of the Fields. The first pack includes the Crow King, Hurdy Gurdy Man and the Miller and his Wife. Expect to see lots more models from this folk horror cast in the new year as well as the accompanying programme guide.

Also released are lots of new weapons accessory sprues to help convert your models including: Melee weapons, shotguns, hand crossbows and regular crossbows, revolvers and automatic weapons. To help with conversions, most of the sprues come with a male and female hand as well the plain weapon.

Hand Crossbow



Automatic weapons


Melee Weapons