• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Beastman 2

New Year Releases – Beastmen!

Some new releases to ring in the New Year. Two packs of beastmen led by a foul abomination to populate your mutant wastelands. Whether they are the result of savagery, super-science or sorcery, these anthropomorphic creatures – be they intelligent primates, cockroaches or lizards – are the next step in the evolutionary chain. All figures are £4 each, but Beastmen 1 and Beastman 2 are available as separate deals at £10 or £15.

Beastmen 1

Beastmen 1



7TV APOCALYPSE Pledge Manager Open

The 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter pledge manager is now open. LATE BACKERS are welcome! The link above has all the details on how to claim your rewards.
Please read through the page carefully. There is also information on the latest kickstarter update.
Then, thank you! If you were a backer THEN PLEASE WAIT… until you receive the message on your Kickstarter Account with your unique discount code. I will be working through over the 400 codes in the next 48 hours! Meanwhile you can fill your shopping cart with goodies is readiness…
If you weren’t part of the Kickstarter but would like to pre-order the new boxed rules of any of the 100+ new miniatures that were part of the campaign, then that’s no problem! Just shop in the Pledge Manager area of the store as normal. Just remember that shipping is not until March 2019.

Apoc 36

36 Hours left! 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter

The countdown to the end of the world has begun.

Just 36 hours left to pledge on the Crooked Dice 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter. Ends Tuesday 6th Nov @ 9pm

Help unlock Simian Minions, Savages, Raiders and Alien Invaders – plus loads of post-apocalyptic stretch goal freebies!

Please show your support by backing the campaign and helping put these new rules and miniatures into production!

Simian Minions Locked

Savages Locked
Aliens Locked

Apoc Funded

7TV:Apocalypse Kickstarter now live!

So today welcomes the end of the world… At 8pm tonight we launched the 7TV:APOCALYPSE KICKSTARTER.

We hope to fund a brand new 7TV boxed set7TV:Apocalypse – to expand our cinematic skirmish rules into the post-apocalyptic (PA) genre. This is supported with over a hundred 28mm miniatures.

Crooked Dice already publish 7TV – wargaming in the world of cult tv. These fun and flexible skirmish rules allow you to recreate any type of cinematic action on the tabletop. For the past eighteen months, we have been working on expanding 7TV into other settings – and the first is the wide-ranging post-apocalyptic genre!

Please spread the news far and wide and tell your wargaming friends, close family and strangers at bus stops.




Children of the Fields

Children of the Fields retail launch

Following the successful kickstarter, the Children of the Fields range of models and rules are now on general release. The kickstarter allowed us to deliver over fifty new models to cover most of the models in the programme guide – as well as the physical cards and supplement itself.


So now everyone can explore the village of Winterly… but be warned you may never want to leave…

Black Goat


Keep your motor running…

New releases! Fifteen new packs are available this month.

Head out for the highway with our 28mm (1/50th scale) Interceptor vehicle and Interceptor Stowage allow you loads of different builds.

Plus lots of accessory kits to upgrade the other existing CD vehicles or to add to your die casts: armour plating, 3 different weapons packs, turrets, two stowage kits. We’ve also got four sign packs and a set of small Satellite dishes to enhance your wasteland.

Signs 1 to 4. Each sold separately. Figure shown for scale, not included.

Examples of Armour plating pack

Price changes

Crooked Dice will be VAT registered from 01 August. On the one hand, that’s good news as it’s a signal the company is growing and things are going well. The downside is that for the first time in ten years there will be some adjustments to figure pricing.

We always tried to supply quality, reasonably priced specialist miniatures and that aim won’t change. And after a review and lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth, I think that on the whole, products are priced about right. However, there are a few historic pricing anomalies that I am going to standardise – and a few of the larger packs will be going up.

The changes are not radical – in fact you’ll notice that some pack prices don’t change at all. There will be a few exceptions, but in general, these will be the new prices:

  • All Accessories (heads, weapon sprues) – £2
  • All single figures – £4
  • All packs of TWO figures – £8
  • All packs of THREE figures – £10
  • All packs of FOUR UNIT figures – £12
  • All packs of FOUR PERSONALITY figures – £15
  • All packs of FIVE UNIT figures – £15
  • All Starter Casts packs (8 figures) – £20

Increases will start to take to take effect over the next couple of weeks. With over 300 products in the catalogue it will take a while to manually change everything!

As a way of softening the blow, any orders from now until the end of July will receive a FREE random figure with any order over £10.

Resin will be reviewed separately as it’s less consistent than the lead.

I hope this won’t put you off supporting Crooked and buying our lovely toys and I’ll thank you in advance for your patience as I work through all the admin.


Your Favourite Deputies

New releases out today- a set of Lawmen with Shotguns. These come with heads on the tab but also take the existing city cop, Sheriff Posse and Security Guard head sprues.

We also have a new vehicle avail be – the buzzing Dragonfly VTOL – a vehicle suitable for modern and new future gaming.



Kickstarter Pledge Manager Open

Thanks to everyone who already completed their pledges. I know a few folks were waiting until payday, so everyone still gets a chance to choose their goodies if they missed the Kickstarter. Just check out the link in the post below for all the details of how to pick up our new range of folk horror miniatures.


Kickstarter ends at 8PM tonight!

The long and winding road to Winterly is almost over. The response to the Children of the Fields Kickstarter has been phenomenal and you’ve unlocked more goodies than I had hoped for!

So why not sit back with a nice cup of tea and have a browse through the pledges and add ons.

Make sure you’ve got exactly what you want and, if you are feeling a bit fruity, maybe treat yourself to another pack – or go big with a Manor Born Pledge! Lady Winterly will be very pleased…

Read the latest update here.