• Department X marks the spot!

  • Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Late June Restocks

We have more stock of the ‘Eavies/Friendsies, Robo-Minions, Time Lost Investigators and most excitingly… the Vortex Adventurers (including Tucker Newman). These are all available RIGHT NOW!

X-Commandos back on sale (while stocks last)

We have refunded all customers who bought X-Commando C, either in the deal or singly. If that’s you, you should have the £(price of the model x number bought) refunded back to you by now. Model C has some loss of detail on the gun and one hand, and it’s not up to our usual standards. BUT we have him for sale on the X-Commandos page for only £1. If you want all 4 X-Commandos, you’ll have to order the revised deal (3 models) AND model C. Once model C has sold out, it’s gone. We are remoulding the X-Commandos again to get better castings of model C, these will be available ASAP. Hopefully this will satisfy everyone.

Quality issues with latest releases

Edit! We have identified X-Commando model C as being substandard in too many cases (for various reasons), so we have decided to pull this model for the moment, while we investigate replacing it with a fixed one. So the 4 man X-Commando deal is down to a 3 man one, and model C is off sale.

In the meantime, if you have anything from May or June’s releases you’re not happy with (X-Commandos, new Solomon & Pandora) then please email us and we’ll sort you out.

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June releases are here!

Phew, June’s releases are here, and very nice they are too, especially if you like Department X. We have our new Solomon and King models plus 4 X-Commandos to bolster the Department nicely. Then the Argonauts Starter Set to stop them getting too complacent. Painted photos shortly. More drama next month as Graeme takes 11 days off the day after releases are due. Oh, and The Guru and Kali deal is all back in stock.

News-Jun14

May releases released (!?)

Yes, it’s 1st June, and slightly late along come our 1st May releases. Don’t ask. First off we have 2 NEW Daughters of SHIVA, then Köhner joins the ranks of SHIVA with old pal Bolo. We have a resin Transit Van, with optional police siren & light, and a sprue of more Minion Weapons. Lastly, for the whole summer, we have the Summer Special Summer 2014 Deal – the Summer Special in print & PDF formats, with the cards, for only £6+shipping. Brilliant! Go on, buy some. June’s proper releases will be along shortly.

Get Started with a Starter Set!

At Salute we launched 5 all-new Starter Sets, for 7TV, 7ombieTV and excitingly 7th Voyage, and now they have hit the website! Each comes with the relevant rulebook, cards, tokens and dice, and two of the 7TV Starter Sets come with a Programme Guide and more cards and tokens. And, if that wasn’t enough, they all include the PDFs as well. These Starter Sets are great value and are a brilliant introduction to our games systems. You can find them all on our Starter Sets page.

Crooked Dice Salute you!

Minions! Graeme and Karl have finished with the internet work thing and are steeling themselves for the annual onslaught that is Salute, this Saturday, at Excel in London. Details on our forum here, and official Salute website here.

We’ll have 12ft of trade table, 4 participation games and numerous Crooked Minions making sure things go well. Some of them might even survive the day!

If you’re coming, stop by and say hi!

Grandville-Apr14

Grandville: Mastock and Killers on the loose!

New releases from Ocelot Games are on the loose and are to be considered extremely dangerous. Mastock and 3 Killers are available now in store, and will also be for sale at Salute. (Too late to pre-order for Salute, just get there early!)

Vlad’s Army: Missing wall found!

It has been brought to our attention that the Vlad’s Army Terrain pack PDF we have available has a missing couple of walls. If you need them get them here. Once Karl has his Mac plugged in we’ll update the PDF properly.

News-Apr14

April New Releases

Right lets get started! 3x Vortex Adventurers, 3x Temporal Travellers, the Future Freedom Fighters Starter Set, Villains Programme Guide Cards & Tokens and our April Deal of the Month. Hopefully you’ll find something in that lot to make you happy.

Also taking orders for collection at Salute – either order as normal and not you want to collect and we’ll refund your shipping, or email us with what you want and pay on the day. If you get our email newsletter, then I’ll get the new rules Starter Sets up in the store by the end of today. Lastly, Action Melody, Repair Drones and the Scary Statues are back in stock. Cheers!

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