• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Crooked Dice Salute you!

Minions! Graeme and Karl have finished with the internet work thing and are steeling themselves for the annual onslaught that is Salute, this Saturday, at Excel in London. Details on our forum here, and official Salute website here.

We’ll have 12ft of trade table, 4 participation games and numerous Crooked Minions making sure things go well. Some of them might even survive the day!

If you’re coming, stop by and say hi!

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Grandville: Mastock and Killers on the loose!

New releases from Ocelot Games are on the loose and are to be considered extremely dangerous. Mastock and 3 Killers are available now in store, and will also be for sale at Salute. (Too late to pre-order for Salute, just get there early!)

Vlad’s Army: Missing wall found!

It has been brought to our attention that the Vlad’s Army Terrain pack PDF we have available has a missing couple of walls. If you need them get them here. Once Karl has his Mac plugged in we’ll update the PDF properly.

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April New Releases

Right lets get started! 3x Vortex Adventurers, 3x Temporal Travellers, the Future Freedom Fighters Starter Set, Villains Programme Guide Cards & Tokens and our April Deal of the Month. Hopefully you’ll find something in that lot to make you happy.

Also taking orders for collection at Salute – either order as normal and not you want to collect and we’ll refund your shipping, or email us with what you want and pay on the day. If you get our email newsletter, then I’ll get the new rules Starter Sets up in the store by the end of today. Lastly, Action Melody, Repair Drones and the Scary Statues are back in stock. Cheers!

More March new releases

Kind of… Ainsty’s brilliant Hovercraft with a total of 11(!) driver head options, and the Time Lift Security Pistol sprue we’ve had for AGES (no pun intended) and never got around to putting up for sale. Anyway, there you go.

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Vlad’s Army released!

7ombieTV supplement Vlad’s Army is released in PDF (available now) and book (pre-order, April) formats. There’s an additional massive PDF of cut out and assemble buildings and scenic items by Carl Stoelzel as well, for a staggering combination of products. Plus some Vlad’s Army Cards and Tokens.

For Ghouls & Colleges is also back in stock in limited quantities if you fancy one.

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March New Releases & Restocks

March sees SHIVA ‘father and son’ personalities Dr Mao and The Mannequin hit the Store. On the side of good(ish) are the Detectives & Lowlifes, handy in a Beat cast.

Further restocks mean we have full stocks of the Armed Astronauts and TLS Pistols. But Action Melody has fallen out of stock.

More Restocks

Another delivery adds a few more Out of Stock items back In Stock: Savage School Girls One and Two and The Destroyer are all back in stock.

Restocks in Store

We got some lead delivered, so the following are back in stock:
Tweedy, Future Freedom Fighters Two & Three, Time Lost, Belle & Ms Temple.

February 2014 News

Start it up! Boxed Sets and FedSec for February

We have another pack of Federated Security (£9 for 3 or £3.25 each) for you this month – supported by a new Heavy Trooper (£3.50).

February also sees the release of our first two Starter Sets. Start a new 7TV cast or expand an existing one with these boxed sets – plus they give you a nice saving compared to the individual packs! This month we bring you S.H.I.V.A set (13 models) and a Minions (14 models) Starter Sets – for £25 each. We’ve supported these packs with a free PDF cast list, just follow the links.

Our recent sale has caused various items to fall out of stock, please bear with us while we respin the moulds and get them back in.

Deal of the Month: Spend £40+ on non-new release stuff and get any PDF* worth up to £10 free! Let us know what you’d like when you checkout and we’ll send you a manual download link ASAP. *: 7th Voyage PDFs excluded.

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