• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Children of the Fields: Kickstarter Update

Thank you! 24 hours in and with your help we were funded in 18 minutes, and are already well on the way to unlocking four of the stretch goals!

If you want to join the campaign, or simply find out more, then check out our Kickstarter page.

The first stretch goal unlocked was a print version of the Children of the Fields Programme Guide. It’s 40 pages of background, profiles, tactics, episodes and some stunning photography by Kev Dallimore – just add £7 to your pledge.


The second stretch goal was the Murder of Crows. Eight flapping and pecking little bleeders to do the Crow King’s bidding. Just add £6 to your pledge to get them.


The Husks have now been unlocked too. These are the shambling, dusty corpses of Winterly’s long dead. They are raised from the earth by the diabolical Black Goat as a final insult to the residents of Winterly, and a reminder that there is still a tithe to pay him – even in death…


So just add £12 to your pledges to get five of these ancient zombies and help unlock the next stretch goal. It’s a big one at £8000 with the towering Strawman!

Strawman UL

All the campaign stretch goals are Add-Ons, which work out cheaper than the final retail price. So simply add the value to your pledge and we will figure out what items you want in the pledge manager when the campaign ends.

This stretch and all the rest are free in the ‘To the Manor Born’ Pledge. I’ve shown some of the stretch goals, but there are more to come if things go mad (about 20 more figures in total), so pledging big gets you a hefty discount, plus also helps nudge the total to unlock more stuff.


It lives! Children of the Fields Kickstarter now live!

Our first Kickstarter campaign is live! We hope to fund a new folk horror cast with 20+ models in the core pledges. Plus there’s a new Programme Guide, profile cards and some new Arcana cards to work with the diabolic magicks of the strange inhabitants of the village of Winterly. Check them all out over on the Kickstarter site.


There are a number of pledge levels to suit your budget plus an Add-On option where you can pledge a £1 and just pick out the sets you like. We hope the campaign will be successful and unlock the funds to produce lots more models. If all stretch goals are unlocked then we have over twenty more available to put into production. So help us spread the word and tell all your gamers, mini painters and collectors that the Crow King is on the march…


May Day! We’re coming to Kickstarter!

On 1st May, we’ll be launching our first Kickstarter campaign!

It will run for two weeks and aims to fund the production of over 20 miniatures and a new PDF Programme Guide and deck of profile cards for a folk horror cast – the Children of the Fields!

If the campaign is successful it will unlock even more miniatures including two large resin creatures. But we need your help, so help spread the word, and froth manically about Crooked Dice to anyone who will listen!

So stayed tuned to Facebook and the Kickstarter platform for more news… and meanwhile warn all your fiends that the Crow King is on the march…


Get your motor running…

All three Post-Apocalyptic Buggies are now available in the Crooked Dice webstore! There are three variants: rear engine, gun-bug and open front. Its a resin kit with pewter roll cage and random driver for £20 each.

Buggy 2
Buggy 1
Buggy 3

New releases and Salute pre-orders

New Releases

New in the webstore are Heroes 5, a Shark, three Creeper Hounds and three classic Aliens from TARV models.

We also have lots of new sci-fi inspired terrain – from executive desks and tables, a giant globe and a range of retro and signature chairs. And finally there are some new trade goods – perfect for fantasy and historical settings.

Heroes 5


TARV AliensShark


Salute 2018 Preorders

Salute is less than a month away – so I’ve added the annual dedicated page to the website.

This gives you all the info on where we are, the games we are running… and all the the new goodies you can pre-order! These are all available now, but for those who wish to pick these up at the show, just write COLLECT AT SALUTE in the notes fields when you check out. I will refund any shipping costs straight away.

Finally, if you simply prefer to collect and pay on the day – then no problem! Simply email me at mail@crooked-dice.co.uk with all the details of your order.


Weekend Sale – 15 per cent off store wide

As snow has scuppered two wargames shows this weekend, I’m running a 15 PER CENT OFF store wide from now until Sunday night – so you can still get your toys despite the lousy weather! Just enter the code snow (in lower case) when you check out to get your discount. Enjoy.

Send ROBIN Round…

Trading again this Sunday in Nottingham at ROBIN. I’ll have all the latest release, plus some sneaky advanced copies of the Satellite Dish, Humvee and Giant Globe. Plus previews of new releases and a 7TV participation game run by the lovely folks at Pit Gaming.

Drop us a line if you have any pre-orders to collect at the show.


First show of the year – Vapnartak, York – 4th February

The first show of the year is coming up – the mighty Vapnartak in York on Sunday 4th February. As ever all the new lead and terrain releases will be there. Just a reminder that smaller items like the heads and wee resin accessories are not on the racks, so if there’s anything specific you are after, please send me a note with a pre-order.


Fungoids 2

Fear the Fungoids!

An early delivery from the casters means that the Fungoids are free! Beware the leafy tendrils of these two packs of plant zombies unless you want to join their vegetable hordes! Fungoids 1 (4 models) and Fungoids 2 (five models) are available for £12 each.

We’ve also had delivery of lots of new resin terrain accessories too! Doors, generators, stowage – a scratchbuilders paradise.

7TV Dicestarter Update

Thanks to everyone for waiting patiently for their boxed sets. Everything is on track with all the printing completed by 20th January ready for shipping. I hope to be posting things out in the last week of January/first week of Feb at the latest.

All your minis have been picked and address labels printed, so should be able to post everything in two to three days max. Stay tuned…