• Department X marks the spot!

  • Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Heads Up! Flash Sale…

Get ahead, get a hat! Hard Hat Heads, TLS Pistols, TLS Caps, Police Helmets, Police Caps, all 60p until we decide otherwise.

News - Once & Future

Nothing’s ever forgotten…

7th Voyage: Once and Future supplement PDF available

Once and Future is our next supplement for 7th Voyage, written by Helena Nash. Designed to be used alongside 7th Voyage, this new material expands on the action:engine rules presented in that core rulebook.

This book draws on three sources of folklore: the legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, the saga of Beowulf and the tales of the outlaw Robin Hood. Rules for new weapons, Co-Stars, Extras, Gifts and Spells bring the mythology of the Dark Ages to life, and with a film guide containing three sets of hero and villain casts, you have everything you need to stage your own legendary battles.

It’s available in PDF right now!

The print versions of the book and the deck of new gifts and events card accessories will be available later this month.

October 14 News

More X Commandos

In store now are four more X Commandos from Department X, the carefully named X-Commandos 2. Sculpted by Ernst Veingart, this mix of one male and three female modern troopers come armed with pistols, SMG and rifles. Each model is £3.25 each or £12 for all four. Go get ‘em!

PX back plus HUGE restock

The Paranormal Exterminators are back in stock! Am sending out all held orders, yours will be with you soon. Also restocked various things, including: Femdroids, Corn Dolls and Tweedy and May.

Stock Update!

The Paranormal Exterminators (PX) and the Accessories have SOLD OUT. If you have ordered one or both, check to see if you have an email confirming your order has been completed (posted/shipped). If not, you’re in the queue for the next lot. Meanwhile, anyone else can still order them, and we’ll send them out as soon as we get them, and get to your order (it will be at near the bottom of the pile though…).

We have put another order of lead in, this should be with us next week, hopefully early next week. If your order contains other items, the whole order will be held until we get the PX restocks in.

SHH!… Don’t tell anyone! Looks like we will be doing another 5 ‘very similar’ models to go with these.


Paranormal Exterminators unleashed!

This month we have 4 suited and booted Paranormal Exterminators, fully equipped with Protean Packs, containment units and beam guns. And a very slimy Spook*. Just in case you need to call them. We also have their Exterminator Gear available on its own sprue, these are also available as part of the 5 for £7 Deal.

Low-key Deal of the Month this month: 2 for 1 on Hard Hats and Police Helmets. Just buy half the amount you need, and we’ll send you twice as many.

*: Spook does not glow. Or float.

EXTRA!: Dice HQ has been swamped by orders, show restocks and trade orders. Working through it as fast as time allows, so please be a bit patient. Next month we will rope in some Girl Guides to do the packing, they’ll do anything if you tell them it’s for a puppy charity.

EXTRA (Part 2): Restocks of The Vortex Adventurers.

Restocks & Last Minute Other Partizan

We’ve had some restocks in: Scary Statues, Simian Minions, Mao & The Mannequin, Detectives & Lowlifes, Temporal Travellers and the ARC Moonbase Crew. Phew.

Also, Karl is attending The Other Partizan with 12ft of Crooked wares on Saturday 7th September, in Nottingham. A great day out! (We would say that though!)


August Releases (in colour!)

This month we bring you four new models – two new Future Freedom Fighters, and Department X stalwarts Gordon and Frazer. Or just see all our recent releases here. Note we have returned to full colour after last month’s austerity drive, monies saved will go to lobotomise the remains of the night shift. In other news, this week some of you may have some of your orders part packed by a small minion. Hopefully everything you ordered was enclosed.


And after a brief pause… July releases!

We’re back, back, back with three new sets of releases. There’s the X-Commando Advanced Weapons Team (by the time you’ve shouted out for your men to watch for them you’re already vapourised!), three Plastons and a Metalnaut. Or simply find them on the New Products page.

Note 1: There’s still a holiday backlog, so allow a few extra days to get your order.
Note 2: Excuse the B&W photos, colour service will resume as soon as possible.

Dice holiday hiatus #1

Just a reminder, Graeme is away on holiday to various secret locations around the UK next week, so the deadline for getting your orders tackled before he goes is End of Sunday, 29th June. All orders received after that date will start to get processed from Monday 14th July.

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