• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Website on small screens

We have noticed our website is not yet fully optimised for viewing on small screens – phones, tablets etc. The right hand side menus can disappear if you don’t have enough horizontal display size. This can make parts of our site more difficult to use, especially the Store. There IS a setting somewhere where we can alter this, once we find it, we’ll get it fixed. In the meantime, if you can all carry a desktop computer around with you wherever you go, that would be great.

Visit us at SKELP, Forfar, Saturday 20th

Just a reminder to say that we will be at the SKELP Wargames show in Forfar on Saturday 20th with our current range of Crooked wares, plus a 2ft square demo table – now with Pandora King, X-Commandos, Minions and a Metalnaut. Ho ho…

There will also be the chance to see our new resin Talos and Argonaut miniatures, plus take a look at the Word version of next year’s 7TV spinoff, the Harryhausen inspired 7th Voyage.

Old Website Archived

In case you want to get all nostalgic, you can check out the old Crooked Dice website from the link here or on the right hand side. The Store PayPal buttons have been removed, and we’re not 100% certain that all the links will still work since we’ve moved all the HTML files to an archived location. Anyway, there you go.


Welcome to our new website!

Finally our new WordPress based Crooked Dice website is here and all working! This replaces our old hand-built site, and features state-of the art Store tags, categories and search abilities, as well as integrated posts and other modern things. There should be much the same amount of actual info through the site, so have a rummage. If you find anything broken, missing or generally totally inaccurate, please email us.

Note now DEALS are included with each set of miniatures. For example if you go look for Tweedy & May, you can purchase Tweedy, May OR the Deal from the same page.

To welcome you to the new site, we are pleased to give you 10% off all orders for a whole week! Simply put the code NEWDICESITE into the discount code part of the shopping cart to get it.