We now have Starter, Bumper and Ultimate 7TV Deals available; each come with one or more rulebooks in both physical and PDF formats, cards, tokens and dice. We also have a similar Starter Deal available for 7ombieTV. All these deals save you money and feature discounted shipping compared to buying the books and accessories individually. Check out the Special Offers Store page for links to all these deals.
Right, we’re officially on Xmas time now. Obviously stuff like the Post Office takes some days off, plus we’ll be hanging with the families, so while things will still get done, please allow us a few extra days to clear our heads of cheap drink and get on with stuff.
Also, many thanks for sticking with us, we have some excellent plans for 2013, including getting loads of Programme Guide casts in print, 7th Voyage, another Salute blowout and loads of miniatures.
So a huge Merry Christmas from Graeme, Karl and everyone else who helps us out! We’re sure the presents you have all sent us are just a bit delayed in the post.
If you have any of the red/white original Crooked D6’s (with the laser cut 7TV logo) you can get blue ones to match as we ordered 60 when I restocked the 7ombieTV dice. These dice are 75p each, and are strictly limited edition!
We also have half a dozen or so half price On Location books. These have very minor spine damage, and are only £9 + P&P.
If you’d like either of these, please drop us an email and we’ll send you a PayPal request.
The latest of our Programme Guides in now in store. This volume turns back the clock on project Time Lift – home of Darius, the Man From 2000. 54 pages of timey-whimey history, profiles (including dinosaurs!), cutaways, scripts and episodes to bring you some Christmas cheer!
The PDF is only £5 but includes a second £2 discount code toward the purchase of the combined print Heroes Programme Guide volume out in April which will include Department X, The Man From 2000 and The Beat.
Check the PDF out in our Store here!
We go BIG in December with our first large releases in resin! First off we have Talos, the mechanical (giant) right hand man of the insane inventor Ulysses Argo. Then if that wasn’t enough damage potential, you can have the only-slightly smaller Argonauts as well. Thanks to Andy from Ainsty for the alchemical processing. He’ll be dead of toxic fumes by 21.
Plus during 1st-7th December we are offering 25% off all our products when you spend £40 or more. Simple enter the code DEC25OFF492 when you get to the cart to get the savings. Buy yourself or point a loved on in the right direction with a list and their credit card!
Finally last sensible festive ordering dates to get your goodies in time for the big day, foreign customs notwithstanding: Rest of the World 4th December, Europe 9th December and the UK 17th December. After these dates a delivery by 25th looks increasingly unlikely.
Top BAD news is that due to Graeme having a bit of idiot confusion, Crooked Dice will NOT be trading at this year’s Targe show in Kirriemuir, on Saturday 10th November. Neverthless, if you’re thinking about going, go. Graeme might host a very very small 7TV show in his own house that day. Also, one of the Crisis guys (hi Ruud!) pointed out that I promised him 7ombieTV free downloads, and that there were in fact none. That’s fixed – check out the bottom of the 7ombieTV Page for tokens, cards, templates and the whole DIY cabin in the woods in PDF.
November sees our biggest release of miniatures to date with nine different models.
We have: Misty, Zombie Hunter; Two Minion Specialist sets – Bazooka Team, Grenadier and Dog Handler; Three Coppers including one with Guard Dog; and finally the Guard Dog is available individually. All in store now!
This 7ombieTV supplement brings a UK twist and some minor misdemeanours to your favourite horror skirmish game. Play cannibal ghouls such as the twisted Number 11 or two new survivor casts – the Girls of St Searle’s or the vicious Borstal Boys. It’s 44 pages packed with:
- New weapons and rules for Ghoul casts; including a new Elder Ghoul Star and new Cannibal and Feral Child Extras
- Three new casts – the Girls of St Searle’s, The Borstal Boys and the ghoulish Number 11 – each with Cast Event Cards.
- Five episodes including a linked story with scenarios from Chris Viau and Mik Hollands
- A new Spawn deck to use with the episodes, but generally useful for random zed generation and solo games.
- A cardstock double decker from Wayne Peters
- Background on the Barron Pictures failed foray into UK teen horror market by archivist Helena Rodings!
- Cracking photography from Kevin Dallimore!
We’ll both be at Crisis in Antwerp on Saturday 3rd November, with our Crooked wares and the Fiddler’s Green demo table. Graeme’s travel arrangements from the frozen North mean any orders received after Wednesday 31st October will be processed on Monday 5th November.
We have noticed our website is not yet fully optimised for viewing on small screens – phones, tablets etc. The right hand side menus can disappear if you don’t have enough horizontal display size. This can make parts of our site more difficult to use, especially the Store. There IS a setting somewhere where we can alter this, once we find it, we’ll get it fixed. In the meantime, if you can all carry a desktop computer around with you wherever you go, that would be great.
We had $6,000,000, we rebuilt it. 7TV explosively hits your screen again in a brilliant new edition. Faster! Stronger! More explosions! Get the boxed game or download it totally free – then it's "action!"
Inch High Spy-Fi! 7TV is our 28mm skirmish wargame set in the bygone age of the 1960s-70s. Build your own cast or play with one of ours, save the world or dominate it – all before bedtime.
Can you survive 80s horror move action with 7ombieTV? Lead a cast of disparate survivors, or take control of the shambling zombie horde, as you try to make it through the night.
Stop-motion monsters of myth clash with epic heroes in 7th Voyage! Strive to ensure your name is remembered as you undertake tasks of the Gods and face deadly perils.