• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate


7th Voyage & Heroes Programme Guide pre-orders!

We’re proud to announce our two big releases for Salute 2013 are available to pre-order. Both feature print and/or PDF options, with cards and tokens also available for each, and you can get them posted out or collect at Salute.

7th Voyage is a complete miniatures game of stop motion mythic fantasy, while the Heroes Programme Guide contains full details for The Man From 2000, Department X and The Beat casts for 7TV. All new releases are on one page here.


7TV Rulebook price drop

Thinking about some top class inch high spy-fi gaming? Now you can get our 7TV rulebook for only £20 in decimal money, plus shipping if you’re further away than arm’s length. Prices on the PDF, print+PDF bundle and PDF to print upgrades have also been revised downwards. Find 7TV in our Store here.


The Beat Programme Guide Released

The Beat are a tough Police unit working the mean streets of London’s Greendock area. Roughing up villains and taking bribes are all in a day’s work. Get them into your games of 7TV with this excellent 48 page PDF, which also fully details Criminal casts for your games. Features new Archetypes, Extras, rules, weapons, vehicles, a new episode plus great art, photos, TV listings and an entire transit van’s worth of stolen stuff brilliant background.

This PDF also includes a code for £2 off the upcoming Heroic Programme Guide book, which will contain the Department X, Man From 2000 and The Beat PDF material. As a further bonus, anyone presenting us with all 3 codes (save £6!) gets the combined PDF free. This volume will be released in April 2013. Find the Beat PDF in our Store here.

Stock In and Out…

The Conch Kin Victim is back IN stock, in limited quantities, after a round of respins. But The Guru and the associated Evil Mastermind heads are now OUT of stock. You win some, you lose some.


MadameDroid and SCUBA Divers released!

Ever busy here at the Crooked Volcano lair, we’ve managed to get Kev Dallimore to paint our newest releases: 3 SCUBA Divers and our 100th miniature, the fearsome MadameDroid. Full details of which are in the Store, right now, check out our new releases here.

Two new retailers added!

Leisure Games in Finchley, London, and The Gamers Emporium, Swansea, are just about to receive some Crooked stock. Supporting retail stores is always good, so if you’re in the area, go in and badger them relentlessly to order more from us. Our Retail page has their links.
Update!: We have signed up to Bits and Mortar, which Leisure Games also supports. Basically, if you buy any of our books from them in their shop, you can get the PDF free. Ask them at the till!
Update 2!: Gladius Game Arts have also taken a chunk of stock, they do excellent resin bases on the internet, I’ll add them to the Retail page when I get a minute.

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New Minion Starter Deal

Need spare goons to fall from gantries into boxes? Or to perish needlessly to show your superior intellect? Then you’ll want our Minion Starter Deal. Get 4 each with Rifles, SMGs and Hand Weapons, plus the Flamethrower, Technician and Bazooka Team for £30!

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New Simian Minions released

We have four savage Simian Minions straight from the labs of Professor Andros this month.  Mark Evans has sculpted these horrific hybrids; two armed with rifles, one with baton and one wielding a sinister man-catcher. Each different pose come with a separate head. £11 for the 4 model deal or £3.25 each.

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New & Amended TLS Deals

We have just added and subtracted 3 Deals in our Time Lift Security range:

  • Our TLS 1, 2 & Female Deals have all been replaced with 2 new 4 miniature deals for £10 – one with 4 Pistols and one with 4 Rifles. Bargain!
  • An all new 18 man TLS Starter Deal – 2 each of the Deals above + 2 full Commander & Accessories packs, for £40. Greater bargain!

These permanent deals are all in Store now!


For Ghouls and Colleges print version unleashed!

We have slightly less than 100 copies of our 7ombieTV supplement For Ghouls and Colleges available for sale. Each comes with a printed set of the 29 cards in the book. Seriously, don’t hang about if you want one, we don’t know if/when we’ll reprint this. Find it here.