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Countdown! 7 Days! Set Designer PDF for £2!

Yes! We are into the last week of the 7tv 2nd edition Dicestarter! We have extended the deadline by one day, to the end of Monday 30th November, so there is no excuse to get the game, save £10 and avoid a grisly death at the hands of one of our assassins. We also have […]


Best of Enemies! Limited edition cover models available

We’ve had lots of requests for the Flamboyant Agent and Evil Mastermind on their own. To try and accommodate you lovely customers, we’ve got a few of spare slots in the December mould and could squeeze some on a limited run of about 60 sets of each. We’d have to keep this exclusive to those […]


Dicestarter 13 days to go! And latest shipping news.

So there is 13 days to go before the Dicestarter campaign finishes. After this time, you will still be able to order the boxed game but the price will go up to the standard RRP of £50. So now is the time to get those orders in! If your club wants to order, we have […]

New 2e Online edition available

7TV 2nd edition FINAL rules + cards available

We have updated the free PDF version of the 7TV 2nd edition rules as we’re happy that they are 100% done and complete. These rules are the same as the ones which will be released in the boxed game, available in our Dicestarter. If you have the beta test version, you can get the new […]

2e What's in the box

A word on 7TV 2nd edition by Lancelot Cray, CEO

Attention loyal consumers! We here at United Radionics would like to take a few minutes of your time to tell you more details about the new product the 7TV 2nd edition boxed game developed with our subsidiary Crooked Dice, and now available to pre-order. This is truly an item for the new age we are living in, and will […]

2e Pre-order launch


Our DICESTARTER has launched from our secret volcano lair! Pre-order our 7TV 2nd edition boxed game, individual components or exclusive starter casts and avoid inevitable perilous death by mutated sea creature!

Site Maintenance

PLANNED WEBSITE OUTAGE: 16 OCT 8.30pm – Midnight(ish)

Our Technical Minion is updating our website tonight, during this time it will be unavailable. This is perfectly normal. We hope to have everything done in time for breakfast tomorrow, we will provide complimentary bacon rolls to everyone by way of inconveniencing you all.

7TV2 September

7TV 2nd Edition Beta 2 available!

Our playtesters have been through it with a variety of tricorders, nuclear scanners and alien mind probes. We’re fairly confident we have locked down an even tighter version than previously. Now available FREE to download from Gumroad with: • Changed/improved numerous things after playtest comments • Revised the order and wording for clarity • Fixed […]


Crooked Dice North Office now CLOSED!!

Graeme has posted the last of the orders, and with the help of Crooked Minion #1, has started to pack up the contents of the office. The actual move South will take place on Thursday 13th, and we should be open again for business on Saturday 15th (limited service) and fully back to speed by […]

2nd Edition: The What and Why of 7TV

“All the table’s a stage” In this write up, I’m going to explain the background to, and reasons behind, our 7TV game. This applies both to the first and second editions of the game, but the second edition is also mentioned specifically at points. If you ever wanted to know just what 7TV is (and […]