Author Archive

7TV2 September

7TV 2nd Edition Beta 2 available!

Our playtesters have been through it with a variety of tricorders, nuclear scanners and alien mind probes. We’re fairly confident we have locked down an even tighter version than previously. Now available FREE to download from Gumroad with: • Changed/improved numerous things after playtest comments • Revised the order and wording for clarity • Fixed [...]


Crooked Dice North Office now CLOSED!!

Graeme has posted the last of the orders, and with the help of Crooked Minion #1, has started to pack up the contents of the office. The actual move South will take place on Thursday 13th, and we should be open again for business on Saturday 15th (limited service) and fully back to speed by [...]

2nd Edition: The What and Why of 7TV

“All the table’s a stage” In this write up, I’m going to explain the background to, and reasons behind, our 7TV game. This applies both to the first and second editions of the game, but the second edition is also mentioned specifically at points. If you ever wanted to know just what 7TV is (and [...]

Dice Office moves South!

We are moving the entire Crooked Office down to Karl’s in Lincolnshire. This will let Graeme spend all his time writing new 7TV material and working on new games. We are taking on Anna as our new postage and orders slave Minion, and Karl will oversee this work from his dictator balcony and drink lots [...]


July new releases just squeeze in!

We have been busy and finally we can give you July’s crop of releases. Going left to right we have: Ms Lovely Day, future survivor, 2 Spawn, Janey, Paranormal Exterminator and lastly the MkII Argonaut Commander. We’ll have painted versions along shortly.


Office ceiling now on the floor! Water everywhere!

Coming home from my holiday, literally stuck on a service station on the M6, I got a phone call to sat the torrential rain had brought the office roof in, along with a huge amount of watery goodness. I’ve been clearing up and moving the saveable stock and stuff to another office. This will add [...]

Holiday 9–17 July

Graeme is on holiday from Thursday 9th to Friday 17th July, in the hopefully delightful Forest of Dean. We have booked a gingerbread cottage with a liquorice roof. Yum yum. Last orders for posting out before he goes will be end of TUE 7th. Normal service will resume MON 20th. If you order inside those [...]

2nd Edition: The Profile Cards

I’m going to post some news on a regular basis about the 2nd Edition – info on the changes, rules, contents as well as new rules and PDFs to let you use EVEN MORE models in the game. Phew. Today it’s the profile cards… One of the most obvious things we’ve done in 2nd Edition [...]


7TV 2nd Edition Beta Test launches!!!

After loads of hard work writing, playtesting and laying out files and web pages, we finally get it together, and now YOU can download the epic work that is the 2nd Edition of 7TV. If you click on the tab (above) you can access 3 pages which detail the what and they why of the [...]

7TV 2nd Edition beta test rules live on 1st July!

This is big news! Our crack team of playtesters have been weaned off their crack addictions long enough to give us feedback from the earliest version, which was simply ‘rock, paper, scissors’ with knives. Now it’s looking like an action packed game of top 7TV action. We’ll launch this as a downloadable PDF on 1st [...]