• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Eldritch Horror - scale photos

Dive into Aquatic August!

Lots of horrors released this month to bolster your 7TV: Pulp weird menace forces.

We have Four Fishfolk, a Fishfolk Devil, a Fishfolk Idol, a waterline Eldritch Horror and a smaller Occult Statue.In store now!




Fishfolk Idol

Unholy Idol

Eldritch Horror


7TV: Pulp Boxed set – now in store

The world of 7TV continues to grow with the release our third boxed set – 7TV:Pulp!

7TV: Pulp is a tabletop skirmish game inspired by the American cinema serials and pulp magazines of the 1930s and 1940s. Designed to work with the 7TV 2nd edition rules, 7TV: Pulp rules contained within this box are stand alone, but are intended to allow players to run games within the many fantastic, hardboiled or thrilling worlds of the pulp genre. Find out more here.

7TV: Pulp is the product of a unique collaboration between Crooked Dice Game Design Studio, developers of 7TV and 7TV: Apocalypse, and Creative Writing students from Edge Hill University in the northwest of England.You can learn more about how this two year project came about on the 7TV:Pulp development blog.

Pulp Box overview

Ants and Nazis and Flukes! Oh My!

New release are now in store! Included are: the last of the Apocalypse KS minis – Flukes, Giant Ants and lots of other wasteland monsters; two new packs of Pulp goons – shock and desert troopers; and the 4Ground Big Rig! Go get ’em!


Desert Troopers

Fluke Den

Giant Ant Swarm


Pledge Manager live – plus pre-order 7TV: Pulp

PM Open

The Pledge Manager has been launched for the Pulp Heroes & Villains Kickstarter. Please read the pledge manager page to get full details, but all backers should check their Kickstarter Inbox. Here you will find your discount code to use in the pledge manager as detailed in the last update. Just make sure you use it when you check out to deduct your KS pledge from your shopping cart.You have until 12th MAY to place your order and ensure I have all the information I need to send you your rewards and pay for your shipping.

Don’t forget, you can add any KS add-ons, or indeed any products from the CD store – including pre-ordering the new 7TV: Pulp Boxed Set at a nice discount before it launches direct to retail on 31 May at the UK Games Expo.

You can just shop in the pledge manager and check out as usual. If you missed the campaign but wanted to get the rewards, then you can go ahead and place an order as a LATE BACKER right now.

New Kickstarter launches Friday 29th March!

KS launch banner

Get ready for 7TV: Pulp with a new range of pulse-pounding pulp miniatures from Crooked Dice!

We will launch a new Kickstarter on Friday 29th March at 7pm GMT and close on Monday 1st April at 7pm GMT. It’s a short campaign with three main simple pledges – six heroes (£22), six villains (£22) or all 12 (£40) to support the upcoming release of the 7TV: Pulp boxed set in June 2019.

These miniature designs are based on the Star and Co-Star profiles from the forthcoming 7TV: Pulp game. However, while they complement the existing Crooked Dice range and 7TV skirmish rules, they are suitable for any pulp, horror or modern gaming settings. Sculpts have been brought to life by the very talented Ernst Veingart and will be cast in white metal.

7TV Pulp 2

7TV: PULP! Production Blog goes live

Prepare to battle over the tabletop in two-fisted exchanges pitting heroic derring-do against the dastardly machinations of megalomaniacal villains and otherworldly horrors.

7TV: Pulp is a tabletop skirmish game inspired by the American cinema serials and pulp magazines of the 1930s and 1940s. It is the product of a unique collaboration between Crooked Dice Game Design Studio, developers of 7TV and 7TV: Apocalypse, and Creative Writing students from Edge Hill University in the northwest of England.

The 7TV: Pulp blog offers information and resources for anyone interested in wargaming in a variety of pulp genres. If you love old movie serials, pulp fiction magazines, or any of the action-adventure movies they gave birth to and wish you could realize it on the tabletop – you’ll soon be able to! The boxed game will launch at the UK Games Expo 2019 on 31st May-2nd June.

Alien Invaders

Alien Invaders released

We have two new packs released this month – Alien Invaders 1 and Alien Invaders 2. These didn’t make the Kickstarter, but due to popular demand we tried to get them into production ASAP! So these visitors from another world say they come in peace, but are their motives more sinister? Keep your families (and your rodents) safe as their take over begins…

Alien Invaders 1

Alien Invaders 2

Beastman 2

New Year Releases – Beastmen!

Some new releases to ring in the New Year. Two packs of beastmen led by a foul abomination to populate your mutant wastelands. Whether they are the result of savagery, super-science or sorcery, these anthropomorphic creatures – be they intelligent primates, cockroaches or lizards – are the next step in the evolutionary chain. All figures are £4 each, but Beastmen 1 and Beastman 2 are available as separate deals at £10 or £15.

Beastmen 1

Beastmen 1



7TV APOCALYPSE Pledge Manager Open

The 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter pledge manager is now open. LATE BACKERS are welcome! The link above has all the details on how to claim your rewards.
Please read through the page carefully. There is also information on the latest kickstarter update.
Then, thank you! If you were a backer THEN PLEASE WAIT… until you receive the message on your Kickstarter Account with your unique discount code. I will be working through over the 400 codes in the next 48 hours! Meanwhile you can fill your shopping cart with goodies is readiness…
If you weren’t part of the Kickstarter but would like to pre-order the new boxed rules of any of the 100+ new miniatures that were part of the campaign, then that’s no problem! Just shop in the Pledge Manager area of the store as normal. Just remember that shipping is not until March 2019.

Apoc 36

36 Hours left! 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter

The countdown to the end of the world has begun.

Just 36 hours left to pledge on the Crooked Dice 7TV APOCALYPSE Kickstarter. Ends Tuesday 6th Nov @ 9pm

Help unlock Simian Minions, Savages, Raiders and Alien Invaders – plus loads of post-apocalyptic stretch goal freebies!

Please show your support by backing the campaign and helping put these new rules and miniatures into production!

Simian Minions Locked

Savages Locked
Aliens Locked