• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

News-Sep14

Paranormal Exterminators unleashed!

This month we have 4 suited and booted Paranormal Exterminators, fully equipped with Protean Packs, containment units and beam guns. And a very slimy Spook*. Just in case you need to call them. We also have their Exterminator Gear available on its own sprue, these are also available as part of the 5 for £7 Deal.

Low-key Deal of the Month this month: 2 for 1 on Hard Hats and Police Helmets. Just buy half the amount you need, and we’ll send you twice as many.

*: Spook does not glow. Or float.

EXTRA!: Dice HQ has been swamped by orders, show restocks and trade orders. Working through it as fast as time allows, so please be a bit patient. Next month we will rope in some Girl Guides to do the packing, they’ll do anything if you tell them it’s for a puppy charity.

Restocks & Last Minute Other Partizan

We’ve had some restocks in: Scary Statues, Simian Minions, Mao & The Mannequin, Detectives & Lowlifes, Temporal Travellers and the ARC Moonbase Crew. Phew.

Also, Karl is attending The Other Partizan with 12ft of Crooked wares on Saturday 7th September, in Nottingham. A great day out! (We would say that though!)

News-Aug14

August Releases (in colour!)

This month we bring you four new models – two new Future Freedom Fighters, and Department X stalwarts Gordon and Frazer. Or just see all our recent releases here. Note we have returned to full colour after last month’s austerity drive, monies saved will go to lobotomise the remains of the night shift. In other news, this week some of you may have some of your orders part packed by a small minion. Hopefully everything you ordered was enclosed.

July-14-News

And after a brief pause… July releases!

We’re back, back, back with three new sets of releases. There’s the X-Commando Advanced Weapons Team (by the time you’ve shouted out for your men to watch for them you’re already vapourised!), three Plastons and a Metalnaut. Or simply find them on the New Products page.

Note 1: There’s still a holiday backlog, so allow a few extra days to get your order.
Note 2: Excuse the B&W photos, colour service will resume as soon as possible.

Dice holiday hiatus #1

Just a reminder, Graeme is away on holiday to various secret locations around the UK next week, so the deadline for getting your orders tackled before he goes is End of Sunday, 29th June. All orders received after that date will start to get processed from Monday 14th July.

Late June Restocks

We have more stock of the ‘Eavies/Friendsies, Robo-Minions, Time Lost Investigators and most excitingly… the Vortex Adventurers (including Tucker Newman). These are all available RIGHT NOW!

X-Commandos back on sale (while stocks last)

We have refunded all customers who bought X-Commando C, either in the deal or singly. If that’s you, you should have the £(price of the model x number bought) refunded back to you by now. Model C has some loss of detail on the gun and one hand, and it’s not up to our usual standards. BUT we have him for sale on the X-Commandos page for only £1. If you want all 4 X-Commandos, you’ll have to order the revised deal (3 models) AND model C. Once model C has sold out, it’s gone. We are remoulding the X-Commandos again to get better castings of model C, these will be available ASAP. Hopefully this will satisfy everyone.

Quality issues with latest releases

Edit! We have identified X-Commando model C as being substandard in too many cases (for various reasons), so we have decided to pull this model for the moment, while we investigate replacing it with a fixed one. So the 4 man X-Commando deal is down to a 3 man one, and model C is off sale.

In the meantime, if you have anything from May or June’s releases you’re not happy with (X-Commandos, new Solomon & Pandora) then please email us and we’ll sort you out.

News-Jun14

June releases are here!

Phew, June’s releases are here, and very nice they are too, especially if you like Department X. We have our new Solomon and King models plus 4 X-Commandos to bolster the Department nicely. Then the Argonauts Starter Set to stop them getting too complacent. Painted photos shortly. More drama next month as Graeme takes 11 days off the day after releases are due. Oh, and The Guru and Kali deal is all back in stock.

News-Jun14

May releases released (!?)

Yes, it’s 1st June, and slightly late along come our 1st May releases. Don’t ask. First off we have 2 NEW Daughters of SHIVA, then Köhner joins the ranks of SHIVA with old pal Bolo. We have a resin Transit Van, with optional police siren & light, and a sprue of more Minion Weapons. Lastly, for the whole summer, we have the Summer Special Summer 2014 Deal – the Summer Special in print & PDF formats, with the cards, for only £6+shipping. Brilliant! Go on, buy some. June’s proper releases will be along shortly.

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