• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

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Casting Call! 7TV2 Directors wanted!

We are looking for members of clubs to champion 7TV2. Play games, get people playing, have fun. Get FREE stuff from us in return! Let us know who you are, we’ll get back to you.

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Future Freedom Fighters Pre-Orders

After what seems like 1,000,000 years, the ever-rumoured Future Freedom Fighters Programme Guide is finished, and the cards are off to print. The PDF contains background on all the profiles, 4 scenarios, 72 cards detailing full cast lists for both the Future Freedom Fighters and the forces of the Federated Security, plus 20 all-new gadget cards. The card set comprises 72 profile cards and 20 gadget cards, and to play the cast you need either the cards OR the PDF. Both casts can play against each other, or can be mix and matched with any other 7TV 2nd edition casts.

We’re expecting the printed cards in the first two weeks of October, and we’ll launch the PDF when it arrives. Meanwhile, you can pre-order the cards and get the PDF immediately FREE. As well as this, you can snag a pair of exclusive FFF and FedSec badges to show your allegiance.

Get the pre-order HERE

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Get Paranormal!!!

The Paranormal Investigators have taken on new help. We made the miniatures, and now, in a nearly seamless display of co-ordination, we’ve made 5 all new profile cards so you can use them in your Exterminator casts. They got the suits, they got the attitude, and somewhat disturbingly, they seem to have a secretary who can turn into a massive stompy monster. Get the FREE download from Gumroad!

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Here come the girls!

Times are good for the Paranormal Exterminators, and they’ve done some hiring. The Paranormal Exterminators 3 features four gals and their hapless support guy fully kitted out for some spook hunting. You can get the lot for £15, or they’re £3.50 each.

Plus we’ve also had a restock, so we’ve topped up on Scientists, Scary Statues and both Danger 5 Lizard and Nazi goons are available again. Also got some more heads in (as ever in small quantities), but Hard Hats and Daredevil Girls are back in stock.

Lighthouse

7TV2 Errata released!

We’ve made a few tweaks and now you can download the one page errata document to bring your games up to the new 100% official standard. These are the rules going forwards, get on board!

In other news Graeme and Karl are off to a remote lighthouse for some well deserved holidays in August, we’ll see you with some new lead in September!

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Our new releases are criminal

We have three new packs out this month. First up is a personality pack of four villains to lead your casts with the Double Agent, Faithful Lackey, Insidious Industrialist and a Jack Booted Sadist.

Plus there are two packs of Criminals. There are  five models making up the Criminal Firm which includes a Criminal Boss (complete with a hold-all of cash). The second pack is a Criminal Dog Handler which can be bought singly or with the usual assortment of mutts. All the criminals come with the head on the tab, so you can mix and match with any of our other heads.

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Criminal Dog Handler unit

Summer-Sale-2016

July Madness! Up to 20% off!

Until 15th July, get 10% off orders £30+, and 20% off orders £60+. Use the codes 10off30 and 20off60 to claim your discount. Any qualifying orders already made in July will get this discount retroactively applied. Go mad!

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TMNT Programme Guide on the street!

What’s green, can do martial arts, has a shell and likes pizza? (No! Not Des O’Connor!) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles face the Foot Clan in our new FREE! programme guide, which you can get here. New stars, co-stars, extras, units and vehicles join the mix you can use in your games of 7TV 2nd edition. Cowabunga!

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Get a head, get a …err… hand!

A small mini release mid month sneaks up on you to keep you on your toes! Firstly, some Ninja heads if you fancy a different look to your Ninja. Then our Plaston hordes have been disassembled and have contributed Plaston heads and Plaston hands. All 3 of these are available as part of our 5 for £7 deal.

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Ninja training required

Sneaking up as a new release are three Ninja sculpted by Andrew May. These experts of the martial arts are deadly assassins and are armed with razor sharp weapons and training in infiltration and sneak attacks – so face them at your peril.

Also this month, we have added a Cultist Dog Handler to help guard your secret temples and sinister country houses.

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