• Department X marks the spot!

  • Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

Lighthouse

7TV2 Errata released!

We’ve made a few tweaks and now you can download the one page errata document to bring your games up to the new 100% official standard. These are the rules going forwards, get on board!

In other news Graeme and Karl are off to a remote lighthouse for some well deserved holidays in August, we’ll see you with some new lead in September!

Villains 2 line up

Our new releases are criminal

We have three new packs out this month. First up is a personality pack of four villains to lead your casts with the Double Agent, Faithful Lackey, Insidious Industrialist and a Jack Booted Sadist.

Plus there are two packs of Criminals. There are  five models making up the Criminal Firm which includes a Criminal Boss (complete with a hold-all of cash). The second pack is a Criminal Dog Handler which can be bought singly or with the usual assortment of mutts. All the criminals come with the head on the tab, so you can mix and match with any of our other heads.

Criminal Firm

Criminal Dog Handler unit

Summer-Sale-2016

July Madness! Up to 20% off!

Until 15th July, get 10% off orders £30+, and 20% off orders £60+. Use the codes 10off30 and 20off60 to claim your discount. Any qualifying orders already made in July will get this discount retroactively applied. Go mad!

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TMNT Programme Guide on the street!

What’s green, can do martial arts, has a shell and likes pizza? (No! Not Des O’Connor!) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles face the Foot Clan in our new FREE! programme guide, which you can get here. New stars, co-stars, extras, units and vehicles join the mix you can use in your games of 7TV 2nd edition. Cowabunga!

News-14Jun16

Get a head, get a …err… hand!

A small mini release mid month sneaks up on you to keep you on your toes! Firstly, some Ninja heads if you fancy a different look to your Ninja. Then our Plaston hordes have been disassembled and have contributed Plaston heads and Plaston hands. All 3 of these are available as part of our 5 for £7 deal.

Ninja Deal

Ninja training required

Sneaking up as a new release are three Ninja sculpted by Andrew May. These experts of the martial arts are deadly assassins and are armed with razor sharp weapons and training in infiltration and sneak attacks – so face them at your peril.

Also this month, we have added a Cultist Dog Handler to help guard your secret temples and sinister country houses.

The Guru

Step into the shadows with SHIVA

New Programme Guide and Starter Cast released

Here is the next of our core Programme Guides for 7TV 2nd edition – SHIVA!

SHIVA is a secret international organisation founded to promote the aims of its mysterious leader – the Guru. Terror and crime are but one strand of its dark purpose.

Each programme guide allows you to make all-new casts, containing new and exclusive models and rules. Programme guides bring characters from television, and this one is the start of us exploring the most famous of the 7TV Studios shows and their various villainous protagonists. In each guide we’ll explore the production, fiction and gaming aspects of each cast.

This PDF includes 35 profile cards you can use in a SHIVA cast. Physical copies of the SHIVA Profile Card Deck will be available in the next three months.

We have made a SHIVA page or you can simply go to Gumroad to get the PDF.

SHIVA starter cast set

Plus you can get in on the act with this brilliant starter set of 8 models, and prove that subterfuge and evil deeds CAN make the difference… This starter cast contains 8 SHIVA miniatures, with a total of 37 ratings.

1x Guru | 1x Kali | 2x Claws of SHIVA | 1x Thuggee Jemedar | 3x Thuggees

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A Thug’s Life

We’re going on a bit of a crime spree over the next two of three months, adding some models to the much under-represented Crime genre. We are starting off with a five set Gang of Thugs. These bad guys in suits include a Thug Bruiser and four other Thug leg breakers for the 7TV second edition rules. The Deal is £12 for all five or £3 each.

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Salute 2016 releases now available!

Salute is done for another year! So we are pleased to be able to release the new packs of goodies formerly into the wild for all those who couldn’t attend the show.

As well as the 7TV second profile cards for Department X and Paranormal Exterminators, we also have seven new packs of miniatures to choose from: Animated Construct, CameramanClaws of SHIVA, Federated Security CommandFuture Freedom Fighters 6, Police Marksman and Sergeant and the resin Paranormal Exterminators vehicle.

Now time to sit down and have a nice cup of tea…

News-29Mar16

Department X Cards & Starter Casts available!

X marks the spot today as right on time we have had a delivery of Department X Profile Cards (and Paranormal Exterminator Profile Cards too!). As well as this we have launched a new 8 model Department X Starter Cast, which contains 35 ratings of 7TV 2nd edition models. Remember you only need either the Profile Cards or the Department X Programme Guide PDF to use these models in 7TV 2nd edition. These products are available now or you can buy or pre-order for collection at Salute.

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