• Department X marks the spot!

  • Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

News-Mar15

New models bust out!

Business has been good for the Paranormal Exterminators, and they have recruited some help. Later than planned (issues!) are three more suited and equipped models ready to take down some ectoplasmic entities. The first set of Paranormal Exterminators is also back in stock, so we’ve put them all here.

Harbingers News

Hark the Heralds…

A sneaky late release this month, as the Harbingers arrive early. These poor possessed souls, are now the inhuman servitors to some greater demonic power. Legend says that if the two should ever meet, then the world is destined for a disaster of biblical proportions. Real wrath of God type stuff. In store now.

Feb 15 News

Apes, Horses, Dogs and Pigs*!

February releases are here! A bumper release of eight miniatures over three sets. We have two Mounted Simians to add horsepower to your casts; three new Attack Dogs to see off any trespassers; and three new Coppers to expand the forces of law and order.

*We have included an extra something in the brown envelope this month for this swipe Inspector.

Beyond the Seven Seas

2 New PDFs available!

As heads of our Global Multinational, we love to get other people to do all the hard work for us, so when we received the offer of two entire publications we could upload, we jumped at it. Then pushed the authors into the shark pool. Mike Jackson (RIP) has written the Agents of ACE Programme Guide for his own cast, and very nice it looks too – and it’s free to download. Meanwhile head off to the Barbary Coast for some swashbuckling pirate action with the Beyond the 7 Seas supplement for 7th Voyage, written by Paul O’Sullivan (RIP). Cheers guys!

January 2015 Sale

2015! This is the future!

Happy New Year! To celebrate we have the Temporal Travellers 2, and also a January discount code for 20% off all miniatures when you spend £20+, excluding the TT2 and Starter Sets. Simply enter the code LOWHUG15 into the info box when you checkout, and we’ll manually refund you your discount.

Xmas Card 2014 FINAL

Merry Christmas from Crooked Dice!

Another year draws to a close, last orders before Christmas posted off, all ready to watch “The Railway Children”. Many thanks for all your support this year, we’ll see you in 2015 for some exciting metal, print and PDF adventures. Have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year from Graeme, Karl, and everyone else who helps out behind the scenes here at Crooked Dice.

As part of the festive fun, our prolific scribbling soothsaying old crone Helena Nash has boiled her bottom and came out of the shrubbery with this short but perfectly formed Monty Python and the Holy Grail Film Guide for 7th Voyage. “Fetchez la vache!”

Crooked PDFs are moving to Gumroad

There is a big change in Euro law coming 1st January 2015 which affects everyone selling e-products to Europe (that’s us). Rather than jump through loads of hoops, spend ages filing tax returns or stopping selling and losing that source of income, we have decided on a plan B.

Between now and 1st, we will start to replace the PDFs you can buy here in our store with links to online e-commerce platform Gumroad. If you want to buy any of our PDFs, you will be able to buy them from Gumroad, it should all be painless.

One side effect of this is that we will have to drop our ‘Print+PDF’ deals, and maybe look at the content and pricing of our rules Starter Sets. You’ll start to notice these changes on the site in between the Egg Nog and the Mince Pies. Any questions, you can get us by email or on the forum.

Chronal Commandos

About time… for Christmas

We have some new releases in store in time for Christmas. This month we have five Chronal Commandoes from the Ministry of Time – they have branches everywhen. These five retro sci-fi troops are locked in an eternal struggle that rages across time. But body armour and advanced weapons still may not save them from extermination! This set contains our 200th piece – how time flies. Beautifully sculpted by Ernst Veingart and in store now!

Christmas 2014 Last Orders

Almost December, and we have the latest posting info from the Royal Mail. Here are the last dates you can get an order in to (hopefully) have your order by 25th December*
*: If customs don’t get in the way, this out of our control

Aus/NZ/China 01 Dec • Other Int’l 08 Dec • Europe 11 Dec • UK 16 Dec

Mailing out and other Crooked work will slow down between 22 Dec and 5 Jan, to allow us to spend some time with our families and play with our Christmas presents. This year I have bought Karl an actual Bantha, and he has got me Cameron Diaz.

Black-Friday14

Black Friday Deals now available

We go all American and offer you 24 hours of 50% off. We have included the 7TV Core Rulebook, Summer Special, On Location, Heroes Programme Guide, Villains Programme Guide and Vlads Army books, as well as a lot of our PDFs. We have made a Black Friday page which has everything included listed.

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