• Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!


  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate


Weekend Sale – 15 per cent off store wide

As snow has scuppered two wargames shows this weekend, I’m running a 15 PER CENT OFF store wide from now until Sunday night – so you can still get your toys despite the lousy weather! Just enter the code snow (in lower case) when you check out to get your discount. Enjoy.

Send ROBIN Round…

Trading again this Sunday in Nottingham at ROBIN. I’ll have all the latest release, plus some sneaky advanced copies of the Satellite Dish, Humvee and Giant Globe. Plus previews of new releases and a 7TV participation game run by the lovely folks at Pit Gaming.

Drop us a line if you have any pre-orders to collect at the show.


First show of the year – Vapnartak, York – 4th February

The first show of the year is coming up – the mighty Vapnartak in York on Sunday 4th February. As ever all the new lead and terrain releases will be there. Just a reminder that smaller items like the heads and wee resin accessories are not on the racks, so if there’s anything specific you are after, please send me a note with a pre-order.


Fungoids 2

Fear the Fungoids!

An early delivery from the casters means that the Fungoids are free! Beware the leafy tendrils of these two packs of plant zombies unless you want to join their vegetable hordes! Fungoids 1 (4 models) and Fungoids 2 (five models) are available for £12 each.

We’ve also had delivery of lots of new resin terrain accessories too! Doors, generators, stowage – a scratchbuilders paradise.

7TV Dicestarter Update

Thanks to everyone for waiting patiently for their boxed sets. Everything is on track with all the printing completed by 20th January ready for shipping. I hope to be posting things out in the last week of January/first week of Feb at the latest.

All your minis have been picked and address labels printed, so should be able to post everything in two to three days max. Stay tuned…

Wasteland Warriors

Nothing goes to waste…

This month we have released a pack of Wasteland Warriors. These four hardy survivors wander the wastes and will be perfect for the upcoming 7TV:Apocalypse boxed set due later this year.

We also have four new resin accessory sets to decorate your evil HQs and shanty towns. Junction Boxes, Air Con Units, Big Air Con Unit and some Pipework.

Pipework example


Oats and Bones and Barley Mow

This month we have the first of some of the sinister inhabitants of the village of Winterly also known as the Children of the Fields. The first pack includes the Crow King, Hurdy Gurdy Man and the Miller and his Wife. Expect to see lots more models from this folk horror cast in the new year as well as the accompanying programme guide.

Also released are lots of new weapons accessory sprues to help convert your models including: Melee weapons, shotguns, hand crossbows and regular crossbows, revolvers and automatic weapons. To help with conversions, most of the sprues come with a male and female hand as well the plain weapon.

Hand Crossbow



Automatic weapons


Melee Weapons

Black Friday Sale – 20 per cent off everything!

Want to enjoy your holiday shopping without all the pushing and shoving? Then come and browse the shelves in the relaxing atmosphere of the Crooked Dice Multi-Coloured Lead Shop and enjoy a 20 PER CENT DISCOUNT OFF everything until Saturday morning. Just use the code black20 when you checkout.

Dicestarter Post Banner

Return of the Box: Dicestarter 2

We are delighted to announce our pre-order campaign to help fund the production of a reprint of the 7TV Boxed set.

Lots of folks have been asking when it will be back in stock. So if you missed the first print run, or have downloaded the free 7TV PDF and just want to upgrade, then join the Dicestarter and get the second (and final) printing of the 7TV boxed set!8px-square

We’ve updated the rulebooks and profile cards with all the latest miniature photos and errata – so you can enjoy the definitive version.

During the campaign you can purchase the 7TV BOXED SET set for £40 which is 20 per cent off the £50 RRP off.

Just add miniatures…

Need some miniatures for 7TV or want to add a new cast? Then for just £60 you can buy the BOXED SET PLUS TWO STARTER CASTS (that’s eight minis per cast, so 16 miniatures!) from a choice of these ten different casts. Mad Science and Minions Starter casts have been slightly updated and there’s a whole new Aliens Starter Cast with six new models.


The campaign runs until 19th November, so loads of time to save up or order for your christmas stocking.

Delivery will be in early January 2018.

Time Lost Heroes

Time Lost Heroes released

From across the ages, come these four pulp heroes. This pack contains a Time Traveller, a Flying Ace, a Fortune Hunter and a Jet Pack Hero – £4 each or £15 for all four miniatures. In the webstore now.