• Department X marks the spot!

  • Copper and Bronze! Fear the Robo-Minion!

  • SCUBA-DUBA-DOO!

  • Oo! Oo! Oo! They want to be like you!

  • Oi, Sunshine! Shut it!

  • In that outfit, Lancelot Cray knew that Kitty Stroker wasn't hiding anything.

  • These Federated Security guards would secure the lunchbox – whatever the cost!

  • Colour co-ordination was very important to the security guard about town.

  • Hide and seek in the graveyard was the statues' favourite game.

  • Solomon had to be careful or one of those Femdroids would have his eye out.

  • Darius enjoyed the Lotus position - especially at 200 M.P.H.

  • The lunchtime rush at the S.H.I.V.A. canteen was a nightmare.

  • Dr Landau impressed the other eggheads with his new cordless TV remote.

  • Misty thought the opposition were real rotters!

  • "'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo! What's going on 'ere then?"

  • The only thing more expensive than jet fuel was the Daredevils' dry cleaning bill.

  • Sinbad confronted Al'Kadar before the wizard had had a chance to dry his hands!

  • Ratzi and LeBrock investigate

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7TV 2nd Edition Beta Test launches!!!

After loads of hard work writing, playtesting and laying out files and web pages, we finally get it together, and now YOU can download the epic work that is the 2nd Edition of 7TV. If you click on the tab (above) you can access 3 pages which detail the what and they why of the game, proposed release schedule, latest news, and the all important download link. We’re inviting feedback, so please let us know what you think, especially in the light of playing it yourselves. We think it’s pretty great, but we’d love to know what you think! Enjoy! G&K.

7TV 2nd Edition beta test rules live on 1st July!

This is big news! Our crack team of playtesters have been weaned off their crack addictions long enough to give us feedback from the earliest version, which was simply ‘rock, paper, scissors’ with knives. Now it’s looking like an action packed game of top 7TV action. We’ll launch this as a downloadable PDF on 1st July, so you can go get it, download and print it out and get some games in. The flip side is we’d like feedback on it. More news later. Meanwhile we’re getting the last of the revisions and some new 2nd edition pages ready to go up here. More later!

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Heroic Archetypes 1 Out Now!

The first 4 of (eventually) 24 Stars and Co-Star models suitable for 7TV have been released. You can get the Action Hero and Tomorrow Person Stars, and the Crackpot Inventor and Strongarm Co-Stars here. Don’t forget we still have our great Summer Sale going on, if you want a rules or accessory bargain.

ALSO! Paranormal Exterminators 1 and limited quantities of Classic Hugo and Pandora back in stock!

May Releases

By Your Command!

Argomania has gripped Crooked Towers this month! We have eight new miniatures: two packs of three Mk2 Argonauts (Deal One) and (Deal Two) armed with rifles and two unarmed versions (Deal Three). All come with a choice of two heads. Speaking of heads we also have two new sprues – SAS Gasmask and Helmeted Soldiers – perfect for X-Commando conversions. And speaking of conversions, we also have six new Argonaut Mk3 Weapon Arms available for the bigger resin Mk3 Argonauts to make these bronze behemoths even more dangerous!

NOTE!: Argonaut Mk2 Deal One & Two are expected in Store Monday 4th May – orders for these will be held until they get here. Minor stock adjustments underway…

Mk III Argonaut Weapon Arms

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Summer Sale! 25-75% off books and accessories!

Our Summer 2015 Sale is live! Now is the time to fill any gaps in your 7TV, 7ombieTV and 7th Voyage collections! We are offering a huge amount of our books and accessories at between 25% and 75% off, right now, while stocks last. Some of these items will NOT be restocked, so once they’re gone, they’re gone! All funds raised will get added to the money we made from all that church roof lead we stole and get used for new Crooked products later this year! We call it “Give Now, Give Later!”.

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April! Army Section and Scientific Advisors released

This month we release the Army Section – a Dependable Deputy plus a stalwart Corporal, and two Scientific Advisors. Our 7ombieTV book Vlad’s Army and the corresponding Cards are also 25% off this month. All available at Salute or over the internet. If you want to collect an order at Salute, either email us with what you want and pay on the day, or order it and we’ll refund you the postage, and you collect on the day.

News-Mar15

New models bust out!

Business has been good for the Paranormal Exterminators, and they have recruited some help. Later than planned (issues!) are three more suited and equipped models ready to take down some ectoplasmic entities. The first set of Paranormal Exterminators is also back in stock, so we’ve put them all here.

Harbingers News

Hark the Heralds…

A sneaky late release this month, as the Harbingers arrive early. These poor possessed souls, are now the inhuman servitors to some greater demonic power. Legend says that if the two should ever meet, then the world is destined for a disaster of biblical proportions. Real wrath of God type stuff. In store now.

Feb 15 News

Apes, Horses, Dogs and Pigs*!

February releases are here! A bumper release of eight miniatures over three sets. We have two Mounted Simians to add horsepower to your casts; three new Attack Dogs to see off any trespassers; and three new Coppers to expand the forces of law and order.

*We have included an extra something in the brown envelope this month for this swipe Inspector.

Beyond the Seven Seas

2 New PDFs available!

As heads of our Global Multinational, we love to get other people to do all the hard work for us, so when we received the offer of two entire publications we could upload, we jumped at it. Then pushed the authors into the shark pool. Mike Jackson (RIP) has written the Agents of ACE Programme Guide for his own cast, and very nice it looks too – and it’s free to download. Meanwhile head off to the Barbary Coast for some swashbuckling pirate action with the Beyond the 7 Seas supplement for 7th Voyage, written by Paul O’Sullivan (RIP). Cheers guys!

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