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Action Melody Lake & Mr
                    William Killan

Action Melody Lake and Mr William Killan
Get Melody out of her ARC spacesuit, available in full action pose with big gun or alternative photonic spanner. Meanwhile Mr May Killan tags along with his wife and Tweedy, getting in the way but sometimes managing to save the day through his power of serendipity.

Melody sculpted by Shane Hoyle, William sculpted by Ian Mountain. Supplied with 25mm bases unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.

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Agent Pandora King

Agent Pandora King Punch-up
Equally capable of wielding a withering put-down, a beguiling smile or a karate chop, Department X's Pandora King is devastating in every sense of the word, and our first (but not last) 7TV personality.

Sculpted by Andrew Rae, this comes with a 25mm base unless you specify a 30mm display base in the cart. Ms King is available with any other single miniature we sell – simply tell us in the box to the right. If you want one of the Minions tell us which head set you would like as well. You can't get two Pandora's but you can take 4 sets of minion heads or 3 sets of other heads instead.

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Albion Rocket Consortium Deal

Albion Rocket Consortium
England ventures into space thanks to these plucky explorers. This deal is available as both ARC astronauts – advancing & datapad, with or without Melody Lake. Select which deal you want from the menu on the right.

Sculpted by Ian Mountain. 2 or 3 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart. Miniatures each supplied with a separate head.

£8/ £5.50

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Click to see our Scientists
                    release

Boffin Bonanza
Ready to work on science in the game of good or evil, this trio of lab-coated clever clogs use their mental prowess to create all manner of technological gadgets for your side to utilise. Contains one each of the gizmo, beaker and female clipboard scientist miniatures. If you like the suspiciously familiar heads, we have them available separately here.

Sculpted by Mark Evans. 3 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart. Miniatures each supplied with a separate head.

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Civilian May Killan Deal

Casual May Killan & Daisy Taylor
Thankfully it's not all work, work, work, for May. Catch the girl in her latest going out wear – Casual May wears a coat, scarf, skirt and boots for this season's latest look. Get a reduced price Daisy Taylor to keep her company, and watch all sorts of dark corners and mysteries get poked into.

Both miniatures
sculpted by Andrew Rae. 2 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.

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Corn Dolls

Corn Doll Hoedown
Crudely stitched together from twine and sacking these rural menaces lurch forwards through the ploughed rows, implacably advancing to menace and eliminate those they encounter. Bullets pass right through them, and pulling them apart barely causes them to break their uneven strides.

4 miniatures (2 of each) sculpted by Mark Evans, unpainted and requiring assembly. Supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart
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Click to see the 'Eavies

'Eavies Gang
This gang of young troublemakers have no respect for law and order, preferring to employ their violent talents on inflicting pain and misery on others. Wearing assorted headgear and stylish pants and braces, each has their own weapon of choice. Get one each armed with cane, bike chain, club and walking stick.

4 miniatures sculpted by Bill Thornhill, unpainted, some requiring assembly – each comes with a separate mix and match head for extra versatility. Supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart
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Failed Experiments

Failed Experiment Gene Pool
Once human, by accident or design these unfortunate subordinates are now half man, half monster
. Get these twisted results of science on your table! This deal includes two supersize bodies (scientist and minion) each with an optional human lower arm, 3 heads (mutated, apeman, bugman) and 3 mutated lower arms (robot claw, pincer, tentacle).

2 miniatures and accessories sculpted by Mark Evans, unpainted and requiring assembly. Supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart
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For individual components follow the links: Heads | Bodies | Arms

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Federated
                    Security Guards – click for more views

•NEW!• Federated Security Guard Patrol
Federated Security is a unique temping agency specialising in hiring out minions to all manner of evil enterprises worldwide
. They are feared as much for their black jumpsuits and gas-masked helmets as their cold hearted approach to their work. These miniatures are supplied with separate heads for easy officer conversions etc.

3 miniatures sculpted by Ian Mountain, unpainted with heads on the base tab. Supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart
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The Femdroids are coming!

Femdroid Harem
Fluff and silky on the outside, valves and wires inside – that's what these little girls are made of. Femdroids are the latest assassination tool to be used by evildoers – infiltrate and eliminate! They can distract even the most hardened opponent, and can be equipped with fleshtones and nipple weapons(!) for extra devastation.

Sculpted by Andrew Rae. 4 miniatures (2 of each) each with a separate mix & match head (normal or robot-faced). Unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases unless you specify 30mm display bases.

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The Guru

Guru Ultimate Evil Syndicate
As the head of S.H.I.V.A, the Guru is behind many of the world's most evil plans, turning up in various 7TV episodes. His capacity for criminal acts is matched only by his cunning, and his absolute disregard for his minions. A master of disguise, the Guru comes complete with a head sprue with Mastermind, Evil Doctor, and Minging Megalomaniac heads. The heads are also available seperately on the Accessories page.

Sculpted by Ian Mountain. 3 identical bodies and one set of 3 heads unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.

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Lady Sylvia Winterly and Stefan Travers

Lady Sylvia Winterly & Stefan 'Grief' Travers
Lady Winterly leads The Children of the Fields, a crazed cult of countryside worshippers. Seductive but deadly, she can bring the grain in the fields to life to ensnare trespassers, and animate dreadful scarecrows to eliminate those who bring their ways to threaten her ancient way of life. Full rules for the Children of the Fields in a forthcoming supplement.

Stefan Travers now sells his murderous Eastern-bloc skills to those who best have the ability to pay. Devious and totally self-sufficient, his only weakness is his hatred for Department X's Hugo Soloman, the man who cost Travers his left eye.

PDF of 7TV stats and rules for both characters here. Sculpted by Andrew Rae. 2 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm bases in the cart. Winterly supplied with alternate 'Field Fetch' hand, Travers has optional rifle.

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The Men From The Future

The Men From The Future
Project Time Lift's test run went far further into the future than was intended – and brought back Darius, a mysterious man from the year 2000. Trapped in the past he uses his knowledge and mental powers to aid the team and try to get himself home. Further trials saw the terrible appearance of an evil time traveller from further into the future – The Man From 3000! Get both of these opposing temporal forces in one deal and save £1. They're also useful for portraying commanders of secret oganisations, or forcibly captured ex-spies, we know you just want the information…

Sculpted by Ian Mountain. 2 miniatures unpainted, supplied with separate heads and armed hand options. Supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm bases in the cart.

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Minion Mob Deal

Minion Mob
Wearing the latest practical fatigues, these Minions can be used to guard a variety of improbable lairs, or mount a raid to strike fear into all manner of enemies. Available with armament or without (the unarmed Minion comes with an optional pistol hand).

Sculpted by Mark Evans. 3 miniatures of one type unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart. Each Minion now comes with one set of 3 heads. Please specify which bodies and heads you want from the menu on the right.

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Minion
                    Specialists – click for a larger image

•NEW!• Minion Specialists
Increase the utility of your hired help with our new Technician and Flamethrower equipped Minion models. Conversions of our original Minions, the Technician carries a toolbox and spanner, while the Flamethrower Minion has a backpack and Flamethrower to nicely crisp up unwelcome intruders.

Sculpted by Mark Evans. 1 of each miniature unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart. Deal comes with 3x alien or human heads – please specify in the drop down box to the right.

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Robo-Rodent Deal

Robo-Rodent Infestation
With 10 of these vanadium vermin underfoot the havoc will shut down even the most efficient installations while the main invasion plans get underway. Save £2.50 with this deal.

Sculpted by Greg Storey. 10 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 20mm round bases. 2 versions available – please select which mix you would like from the menu on the right. The classic Rodents come both with and without aerials – your classic Rodents will be supplied as a mix of both types.

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Scary Statue Coven Deal

Scary Statue Coven
One each of the 3 statues – hiding, pointing and frightening – to populate your graveyards, empty houses, or other desolate places. 3 Bodies and 3 sets of wings, save £1.50 with this deal.

Sculpted by Mark Evans. 3 multi-part miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.

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Time
                    Lift Security Detatchment – click for more images

Time Lift Security Detachment
The advanced quasi-government project working on bringing items back from the future is a well guarded secret. Nevertheless there are those who would steal its secrets and put them to evil uses. The Time Lift Security personnel know the stakes and are well trained and equipped. They are also sent in to back up Darius, the Man from 2000, when he feels the need to get out and about to investigate all manner of temporal mysteries.

Sculpted by Ian Mountain. 3 miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart. The Captain comes with an alternate pistol hand.

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Time
                    Lift Security (Females)

Time Lift Security Patrol (Female)
Project Time Lift is very forward thinking and understands the very best operatives can come from either sex. This patrol comprises one female TLS agent armed with a pistol and one armed with a rifle.

Sculpted by Ian Mountain. 2 single piece miniatures unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases, unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.

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Tweedy Mattison &
                        May Killan Deal

Tweedy Mattison & WPC May Killan
The Crime fighting duo are available as a pair to further harass their enemies. Save £1 when you buy them both together as between them they're giving us some well threatening looks. Alternative Tweedy heads are available on the Accessories page.

Sculpted by Kev White. Suitable for gaming periods from the 60s to the present day (and beyond!). Unpainted and supplied with 25mm round bases unless you specify 30mm display bases in the cart.


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